Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Brent: Jason Biggs: [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: What are we gonna do? And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Jay : What buzz? Sheriff: Must kill him, doesn't it! The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Jay: [to Silent Bob] [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] That's the ape. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Its the female orgasm that's the myth. I can't belive this shit. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Banky: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? Alright. Action, Gus or what? The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. What a motherfucker, man! Reco'nize. Get the fuck off her. Chaka: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Devil Jay: Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? The fuck you talkin' about? Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Oh Yeah! Tricia Jones: Sissy: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. But it was better than "Mallrats". Are you fucking crazy? What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Until it happened to me. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Jay: This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Brent: Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Where we taking it from, Gus? Jason Biggs: Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Jay: [in huddle with Damon] Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. I was a guard. The honeymoon's over. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Oh sweet irony! I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. And sometimes, you go back to the well. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Jay: You see! The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Jay: James Van Der Beek: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Whillenholly: Opening text: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Plaschke, this is Willenholly. Justice: , none of you little fucks out there. Oh my God. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. They don't? Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Read more Read reviews Add to list . Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: He LOVES the cock. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Teen #2: No, Steve. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. That's it boy, put the dick down. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Jay: I'm the pie fucker. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Holy Fuck! Chrissy: Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: And Tubby here is my black man servant. Chaka's Production Assistant: The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Silent Bob shakes his head]. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. [after tossing Brent out of the van] Your Momma's going to try to score. Went to film school. Jay: NO! En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. R. . Jay: What? A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Jay: In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! . Sure, I do. I make that shit work. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! . Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Silent Bob's Mother: Hey! Great. That was them, wasn't it? Free shipping for many products! Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Jay's Mother: [to Silent Bob] You need two hands. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Banky: Ben Affleck: Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Jason Biggs: Uh, three by my count, but close. Randal Graves: Jay: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The monkey will spank us! Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Brodie: [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. There's a script for this movie? Shannen Doherty: Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. So? What are you, fucking retarded? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Justice: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Ben Affleck: Stars: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Crazy crackers with guns. Sissy: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. Holden: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. [singing] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Just look at the Platypus. Do you want to get shot? Hey, wait a second! There's no boogers in it sir. It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Compare. Uh, Chaka? You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. [getting into the van] What's your damage, little boy? Jay: There's nothing you can do about it. film studio name : Dimension. And for the record, I ain't gay. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Wes Craven: [screams] Whillenholly: document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. But funny. Well, maybe he just has manners. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production.